An in-depth retrospective of NBC's The Office by two close friends who know exactly what they're doing, but in a much more real sense, have no idea what they are doing
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Monday Oct 07, 2019
Monday Oct 07, 2019
Join Dan and Rob for an important announcement.
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Monday Sep 02, 2019
Monday Sep 02, 2019
Why are you the way that you are? Honestly, every time I try to do something fun or exciting, you make it not... that way. I hate so much about the things that you choose to be.
Start rubbin' those rabbit's feet, paper people. Dan and Rob are dusting off their lucky pair of underwear (only one pair, don't judge), because we're going mach five to Casino Night at our favorite Scranton office park for the Season Two finale. Are you a telekinetic roulette expert, or a winner of the $2,500 No-Limit Deuce-to-Seven-Draw Tournament at the World Series of Poker in Vegas? No? Then who, you might ask? Perhaps it's the Afghanistananies. Only time will tell. Leave all your preconceived notions about this podcast at the door because we're gonna fleece it out.
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Monday Aug 26, 2019
Monday Aug 26, 2019
All right, Kevin. You are accused of making sexually suggestive remarks to Angela that made her feel uncomfortable. Solution: Angela, you are to make sexually suggestive remarks to Kevin that will make him uncomfortable.
This week, Dan and Rob get sick of all the negativity festering around this podcast and they get it out in the open where they can deal with it! Join them this week as they discuss Conflict Resolution, the twenty-first episode of the second season of The Office.
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Monday Aug 19, 2019
Monday Aug 19, 2019
I am ridiculously anti-drug. So anti-drug that I am above suspicion in any way that involves suspicion, or testing of any kind.
Make sure you're hydrated, paper people, because today we administer (season 2 epiosde 21 of The Office) Drug Testing. It has to be official, and it has to be urine. Rob and Dan smoke a doobie before this episode, as one does with their brothers and even discuss drug tests from their past. This episode is really a lot like urine, it just kind of goes everywhere. You can't control it.
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Monday Aug 12, 2019
Monday Aug 12, 2019
I never really thought about death until Princess Diana died. That was the saddest funeral ever. That and my sister's.
Happy Birthday Paper people! Join Dan and Rob this week as they discuss Michael's Birthday, the nineteenth episode of the second season. This week, they learn how to tactfully get an unsolicited birthday well wishing, what the best flavor combo is for an eight foot party sub, and celebrate the storied career of musician William Joel!
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Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
And now, a very special treat... a book my Grandmutter used to read me when I was a kid. This is a very special story, it's called Struwwelpeter, by Heinrich Hoffman from 1864. 'The great tall tailor always comes to little girls that suck their thumbs---' are you listening, Sasha? Right? 'And 'ere they dream when he's about, he takes his great sharp scissors out, and then cuts their thumbs clean off!'
Whatcha lookin' for, paper people? Ain't nobody gonna help you out there! Jesus could come through that door and he's not gonna help you. The only people gonna help you is Dan and Rob...somehow... Today they're discussing episode eighteen of season two of The Office, Take Your Daughter To Work Day. The episode intro that apparently took them 88 tries and five years to nail down is not to be missed. Oh, and Eddie Murphy helps us close out the show. This one's a must listen!
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Monday Jul 29, 2019
Monday Jul 29, 2019
When I was in the sixth grade, I was a finalist in our school Spelling Bee. It was me against Raj Patel. And I misspelled, in front of the entire school, the word 'failure'.
Blood alone moves the wheels of this podcast! Have you ever asked yourselves in an hour of streaming, which everyone finds during the day, how long we have been striving for this episode? At least a couple months! This week join Dan and Rob as they go over spelling bees, brush up on their dictators, and discuss the seventeenth episode of the second season of The Office: Dwight's Speech!
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Monday Jul 22, 2019
Monday Jul 22, 2019
Life moves a little slower in Scranton, PA...This is Stanley Hudson, one of our talented salesman. An African-American father of two, Stanley's dedication is no doubt one of the hallmarks of the foundation of the business we're hoping to build our basis on.
Love is in the air, paper people. Follow cupid's arrow through the hearts of Dan and Rob and into the tunnel of love that is season two episode sixteen of The Offi...oh wait, there's a man pooping in a cardboard box down there. Join Michael on a tour of the big apple, or join Meredith on an afternoon drinking binge. Either way you're going to have a great time!
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Monday Jul 15, 2019
Monday Jul 15, 2019
Pizza. Great equalizer. Rich people love pizza. Poor people love pizza. White people love pizza. Black people love pizza. Do black people like pizza?
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to discuss Boys and Girls, the 15th episode of season 2 of The Office! Join Dan and Rob as they discuss their changing bodies, wreak havoc on the plumbing, and learn about sports analogies.
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Monday Jul 08, 2019
Monday Jul 08, 2019
Why would somebody ruin a perfectly good carpet? I don't know. It could be done out of hate. It could be done out of love. It could be completely neutral. Maybe somebody hates the cleaning lady. And, well, she doesn't do a very good job, obviously, because my office still reeks like you would not believe. I hate her.
Pee-ew paper people. What is that smell? Somebody making soup? Join Dan and Rob as they unravel the mystery of the olfactory nightmare left on the floor of Michael's office in season 2 episode 14 of The Office, The Carpet. Don't hate me. OK.
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